Introducing Rev. Brendan Standfest...

That's right, folks, Brendan is a pastor. He told me so himself. I was washing the breakfast dishes while the boys played and when I was done, I found them upstairs in my bedroom. Brendan was standing on the kneeler, wearing a cross necklace that he had pulled out of my jewelry box and chanting. When he saw me, he told me that Brendan was a pastor and could he have his Bible, please?